Nonsensical Product

If I were to make  nonsensical product I'd probably just stick with the classic 3 gallon 10 gallon hat.  Yes you read that right.  No one wants a full 10 gallons on their head, that'd be insane, but 3 gallons thats totally cool.  No one would ever have to go thirsty ever again.  In some countries people have to carry water for miles, but with the 3 gallon, 10 gallon hat, that frees up their hands!  You can even use it on your runs.  If you thought your runner's fashion was lacking what will people think when you have a 10 gallon hat filled with 3 gallons of water!